Choose a video on the cute little YouTube device and watch away! Downloadable versions of all of my short films will return, eventually. But, honestly - who even bothers downloading anymore? Do I really believe you want to watch my movies on your iPod or Zune? Do I really believe anybody else owns a Zune? I think we all know the answer.

When I finally finish a film that's longer than 10 minutes, I'll put up clips from it... but I'll make you pay cash money for a full version. :-)

Oh yeah - that cute little headline I put on the page... I mean it. Being naked is just plain gross. If I find out anybody is watching my movies in the comfort of their internet room and they aren't wearing clothes, I'll shut this whole site down. All the way down. We're talking Equator down.